A good friend and student of mine, who’s a amazing pole dancer, she could do an Iron X half asleep called me in distress yesterday
Is the Pole studio still closed for next week?
I nodded, “yes hun” and it will be awhile until we can reopen
Ah Sugar Shits!!! I can’t even dance at home and I feel like all my pole gains are slipping
How long until you reopen?
According to leaked U.S reports, this lockdown may last for 18 months?!
Looks like this is just the beginning
Yes, I just used terrific and pole in one word
In this 4 step guide, you’ll be breeze through isolation just like it’s water off a ducks back, and if you are anything like the “go getter” polerbear you think you are, then to adapt your life to train from home and continue your goal become the stronger version of yourself should be no obstacle for you, right?
I get it, this virus is serious business
But are you going to let this invisible bastard kick your ass into obscurity? Probably not!
You’ll transform your house or apartment into a pole dance retreat, a happy place where you can express yourself physically and emotionally
Whats awesome? you’re not alone in this, thanks to the internet!
Many pole dancers with their own pole dance setup are already taking advantage of this opportunity, and together we’ve made a support group to back it up where you can learn and have fun during this weird and wacky time at no cost
Here’s how to steam through isolation with your own mini pole dance set up…
You can even attend pole dance lessons from quarantine (more on that later)
Lets get started….
I got my new pole 1 week ago and I love it!
But I had this problem with shipping… I didnt know it could even be possible!
I recently had a problem ordering a new Lupit Pole online, they wernt able to send my order because of some postage restrictions and it was a massive headache to get a refund
In this case, I recommend using Amazon if you’re buying online
It looks like this “invisible asshat” is affecting shipping companies as well? Gosh!
So who knows when shipping products is off the table? My guess if you dont want to be left high and dry unable to pole dance at home then place your order for your pole dance pole now
Here are the recommended pole options:
Youtube is your new best friend, there are plenty of great videos online from the likes of Pole Freaks and many other youtubers. If you want to explode your results with new moves from from your own quarantine bubble
Check out these low-cost online classes, they are essential to the passionate PolarBear!
Now Imagine getting one-on-one pointers from 30 of the world’s best competitive pole dancers in the world
Opendance Academy – If getting lessons from the likes of Marion Crampe, OLGA TRIFONOVA, Maddi Sparkle, Pink Puma and 30 other competitive polers dosn’t make your pole kitty damp with excitement
Then this was all for nothing (Lol)
I’m kidding, but if you absolutely want to up your pole gains by 10x, heck even 32x from home then Use the coupon “basicinvert78” for 10% Off on Opendance.academy website
Here’s the challenge
Put on some loud sexy music and get in touch with your sexy and freaky side on the dance pole.
Weirdly, there is science-backed evidence that suggests that tapping into your sexy crazy side releases serotonin which is like a dopamine hit of pleasure for the brain, which can help relieve stress and tension
Its so easy to have fun and get lost in it all
You will thank me later
Netflix and chill? (No Chill because if you are single and even thinking about it, you’re breaking the social distancing laws lol)
Snacks and treats getting a little too common in life lately? (Hands up here)
Its that time you feel bloated and cranky from eating thee wrong foods. You look at yourself (Top off front view & side view) in the mirror after spending days stretched-out on the couch watching reruns of Friends on Netflix and think “shiiiiiiit….”
For the past week I’ve been doing just that, and to tell you the truth i’ve had a little too much time on Netflix and raiding chocolate tin
That said, if I didn’t someway have my mini pole dance setup to go to, I think I would be too far gone
In pole dance we trust right? Can I get a hell yeah?!
Stick to a healthy combination of a high protein + high fiber diet too and see if you dont feel like a million bucks while keeping the weight off even during cheating days with food
In a bubble
You probably don’t wanna stick around reading more of the ramblings of a moody pole dancer stuck in isolation because, do you?
You’re living that life too
So if you wanna make your time in isolation an enjoyable one, while staying safe then do at least 1 of the 4 things on this list then you are going to thank yourself later.